Save This Living Room!

Right now Chattanooga-area retailer Smart Furniture is running a contest called Save This Living Room: The Ugliest Chair in America. All you have to do is send in a pic of the nastiest, dirtiest, broken-est, decrepit-est chair you’ve got and send it in. If it’s proclaimed ugliest, you get a free Stressless Chair. And trust me, you want a Stressless Chair.

That’s the Jazz, one of their top sellers. They’re made by a Norwegian company called Ekornes, and they come in a bunch of different sizes. Get rid of your old piece of crap, and roll easy in a Stressless for free. Don’t say we never gave you nothin’.

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NCAA 11 Covers

This is the Official EA Sports NCAA Football 11 Cover for the PS3:

It is an abomination, an offense before God and man alike, a stain upon the surface of the earth, and an obscenity. Forthwith, I give you an alternate, and altogether awesome, cover, which I shall soon be purchasing from it’s creators:

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An iconic musician deserves an iconic instrument; and it doesn’t get much better than Loretta Lynn and her custom guitar, with her throughout the last several decades (apologies for the gettyimages stamp):

We see it again, worn but none the worse, on the cover of her most recent album, 2004′s excellent Van Lear Rose:

She made the album with Jack White (of the White Stripes), one of the rare performers allowed to play the guitar himself, which he did in their video for “Miss Being Mrs.,” the penultimate track on Van Lear Rose.

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An ad campaign featuring the lovely and impressive Charlotte Gainsbourg, impressively and loving photographed for Balenciaga. Gainsbourg is the daughter of French singer/songwriter/provocateur Serge Gainsbourg, most famous in this country for “Je t’aime… moi non plus,” (“I love you… me neither”) a song that included what is rumored to be an on-air female orgasm, and for telling Whitney Houston, in French and then English, just what he’d like to do to her. His daughter has had a successful singing career as well, and is an excellent actress to boot (Antichrist, I’m Not There).

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Funny Money

Behold, the new five dollar bill!

Just kidding. But it should be. By Michael Tyznik.

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Louis Vuitton Print Ads

Louis Vuitton has been in the habit over the last several years of producing beautiful, cinematic print ads with idiosyncratic subjects; it’s rare to see a company trust their readers quite this much. Here are the ads, and two points for guessing the subjects without reading the descriptions:

Did you guess? It’s Mikhail Gorbachev, former Soviet Premier and legendary birthmark-haver. Very well respected internationally for opening up the restrictive USSR.

I’ll be honest, at first I didn’t recognize this one, even though I’m a huge film buff. First thoughts: “Okay, French, definitely…somewhat older…uh…” It’s Catherine Deneuve! The daring and gorgeous star of provocateur Luis Bunuel’s Belle du Jour, a seminal work (puns!).

Uh, creepy much? Here we have revered filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola, author and director of the Godfather trilogy, The Conversation, Apocalypse Now, and, uh, the Robin Williams vehicle Jack. At his feet, warmed and enlightened by his very bare-chested presence, is his daughter Sofia. Sofia has a mixed track record as a writer-director (in the opinion of this blog) hitting it out of the park with the little-understood and less-loved Marie Antoinette, but submitting less accomplished efforts with The Virgin Suicides (one of my favorite books ever) and Lost In Translation (Everybody loves Bill, but, I mean, c’mon).

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Labels: Can Be Good

For instance, this little number that always makes us here at Basis feel a touch more refined when sampling it’s delights:

The less said about their obnoxious new “Start a Party” ad campaign the better.

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Great Letterheads

We here at Basis would like to direct your attention to a great website for perusal and weekly reading: Letterheady. Run by the same fellow who runs the equally excellent time-suck Letters of Note, Letterheady is a collection of extraordinary letterheads from actors, writers, companies, artists, etc. The detailing, the design, the charming pre-email tactile pleasure of the physical letter is worshipped there, and that’s as it should be. Some of our favorites (and please go visit the site):

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White House China

We here at Basis are in a culinary state of mind, having seen Julie & Julia this weekend (and, yes, having bought Julia Child’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking from Amazon almost immediately). We got to thinking of dinner plates, and then to some of the most famous, and arguably most important, plates on earth; the White House china. Luckily for us, most of the White House china used over the centuries has been preserved in some form. Although it was not until somewhat recently that congress passed a law mandating that all White House china be either saved or destroyed. There’s a great story that when Lyndon and Ladybird Johnson didn’t like their dessert plates, the staff were allowed to smash them against a wall in the basement! For your edification, a selection of the choicest china our country has to offer:

George Washington, 1st President of the United States

Thomas Jefferson, 3rd President of the United States

Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States

Woodrow Wilson, 28th President of the United States

George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States

Let’s eat!

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Uniform Madness

The best uniforms from yesterday and today’s action:

Saint Mary’s:

Kentucky:

And Texas:

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