The ESPN Herbie Awards: Stoopid?

One weird thing ESPN does is allow Kirk Herbstreit to take many hundreds of thousands of their dollars for talking on television about college football. Another weird thing they do is allow him to give out the “Herbie Awards” every year. Even weirder, they allow Herbstreit to give an award in the category of “Looks Good in Uniform.” Huh? One player out of more than 10,000 in the FBS gets picked. I know; dumb. Here are this years nominees, doin’ work:

Safety DeAndre McDaniel, Clemson

DeAndrea does look great, hard to deny it.

Tight End Kyle Rudolph, Notre Dame Our Mother

Rudolph is captured here at the exact moment he realizes he’s being coached by Charlie Weis.

Defensive Back Patrick Peterson, LSU (A.J. Green is pictured eating his lunch)

This is a picture of Patrick getting owned for the first of two times by A.J. Green in last year’s UGA-LSU tilt. Wow, he really does look great in that uni.

What do you guys think? Legit award, or more bizarre thought-poop from Herbie?

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Great College Football Stadiums

Do you fill that chill in the air? Neither do I, it’s like 100 degrees outside, but still; college football is just around the corner. Rather than wax poetic about the University of Georgia Bulldogs, their excellent color scheme, the unique silver britches, the Arch, the Chapel Bell, Uga, and whatnot, why don’t I do the charitable thing and acknowledge some really, really cool stadiums:

Sanford Stadium, University of Georgia

Oh what, I have to hide the belle of the ball? Sanford Stadium, with a capacity of over 92,000 people, is one of the most beautiful venues in the country. One end of the stadium opens onto a bridge from which tall people and children on the shoulders of their parents can watch the game for nothing, and the view the gap affords of campus is truly lovely. In my opinion, we oughta extend the third deck all the way around to the press box, and bump the number north of 100k.

The Big House, University of Michigan

The Big One. The Big House is the largest stadium in the country, capacity wise, and is only 99 seats short of 110k. It’s built into the ground, so that from the outside it doesn’t appear imposing; but inside, the sea of blue is said to be an awesome sight. One caveat; the rumor about TBH is that it’s very quiet. So quiet that fans actually jangle keys rather than yell during the games. This is sacrilege, and if Basis had ever been there and witnessed such an event, it would be left off the list.

The Shoe, Ohio State University

Partisans would prefer us to refer to OSU as THE Ohio State University, but we won’t, because please. Massive in size and attractive in layout, the horseshoe design for this stadium has become a template for stadiums across the country.

Neyland Stadium, University of Tennessee

Walking around outside Neyland (Either NAY-lend or KNEE-lend depending on who you ask) Stadium you could be forgiven for thinking it’s one of those tall, large, old-time roller coasters, or possibly the beginnings of a skyscraper. Built straight up, with an upper deck prone to give it’s denizens nausea, it’s big, loud, orange, and intimidating. The colors are hideous, but they’re all Tennessee.

Autzen Stadium, University of Oregon

As much an engineering feat as anything else, Autzen is the loudest stadium in the country. It owes it all to design; Nike founder Phil Knight is a graduate and paid for pretty much the entire athletic department. Very cool design, very cool result.

Sept. 4th can’t get here fast enough.

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The Paper Wedding Dress

I’m getting hitched soon, so the subject of wedding dresses was somewhat on my mind. A look around for something lovely and unique turned up this little number, made entirely of paper:

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Save This Living Room!

Right now Chattanooga-area retailer Smart Furniture is running a contest called Save This Living Room: The Ugliest Chair in America. All you have to do is send in a pic of the nastiest, dirtiest, broken-est, decrepit-est chair you’ve got and send it in. If it’s proclaimed ugliest, you get a free Stressless Chair. And trust me, you want a Stressless Chair.

That’s the Jazz, one of their top sellers. They’re made by a Norwegian company called Ekornes, and they come in a bunch of different sizes. Get rid of your old piece of crap, and roll easy in a Stressless for free. Don’t say we never gave you nothin’.

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Bring Tha Mutha—-in’ Ruckus

The appropriate steed upon which to enter the 36 Chambers:

This is the Honda Ruckus. While you were reading this, it got your mom pregnant.

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NCAA 11 Covers

This is the Official EA Sports NCAA Football 11 Cover for the PS3:

It is an abomination, an offense before God and man alike, a stain upon the surface of the earth, and an obscenity. Forthwith, I give you an alternate, and altogether awesome, cover, which I shall soon be purchasing from it’s creators:

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To Be A King

I’ve been watching the oft-criticized The Tudors on Netflix, (so far I like it) and I’ve been really impressed with the costuming for King Henry VIII. As far as historicity goes, I’m clueless on the finer points of royal fashion, but it would have pretty fun to walk around in duds like these:

Wouldn’t be so bad to be a king, eh?

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Love of Nature Ring

Cool, non-traditional men’s wedding ring:

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